This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you
you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself.
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.
basically the dudes butthurt because his girlfriends makeup was prettier than she is he needs to understand this is not lying, he needs to understand he needs to love a woman in all of her forms, with or without makeup she will always be beautiful. If she wears makeup for her own comfort, then that means if she takes off her make up around you, she is comfortable that you wont be an utter dick and decide she is ugly because you can’t decide what is real beauty and what is self-presentation.
What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night
I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true
This mostly happens in areas where a lot of students live.
The scream usually happens in the evening from what I know but I might be wrong. People do this to relieve stress since a lot of people have tests and assignments at the same time, it is a tradition that dates back to at least the 1970’s.
Swedes are the biggest fucking circlejerkers in the world I swear to god if you do something wacky everyone will tag along and it’s great
lets just put this into a horror movie scenario, abandoned city at night and one person walks through the streets looking for their way home and suddenly all the lights come on and all you can see are the feint shadows on the curtains as all you can hear is them scream
Between the MLP crap, the Disney Princess garbage, the never ending 90’s nostalgia, the barbie collections, and the weird obsession with Harry Potter (basically a kids book), this sort of thing is causing the “peter pan complex” that is so epidemic in my generation, and it’s created the entire hipster movement as well:
Encouraging people from the age of 20 or so up into their mid 30’s to spend time and money reminiscing about their childhoods out of the sunlight and off of the streets, holed away in a dark living room or bedroom watching something stupid like Disney’s The Fox and the Hound or playing Zelda.
Yes, it’s nice to remember what life was like back when we were kids, but for crying out loud… you’re not kids anymore. And when I see shit like this being glorified on tumblr or anywhere else, I cringe at the thought of these infantile man-children and women-children who never grew up, and how they’re going to be running the planet in short order.
I grew up largely without video games (my choice), and mostly played with action figures. However, even now as an adult, I would never adorn my fucking living room or bedroom shelves with old collectable toys (let alone make an entire room devoted to such a thing). They were for playing with, and then they were for the donation box for someone else to enjoy once I grew up. So yeah, this room full of various consoles and every retro old video game known to man? Pathetic. And so is anyone who says, “to each their own.”
STOP LIKING THINGS I DONT LIKE
Wow, what a fucking asshole
Jesus fucking Christ
how dare somebody have hobbies
how dare they
what are adults supposed to like, then? do you make an entire shelf just for your briefcases and paperweights and fiscal responsibility? are you suggesting that no one over the age of 18 ever enjoy anything ever again?
why are adults not allowed to like things? how fucked up is our culture that being happy and enjoying things and being proud that you enjoy things is considered immature? like oooooh you can have a mancave full of sports merch and thats cool but once you like a cartoon or a YA book SUDDENLY that’s a crime.
and… man/woman children? seriously? let me tell you, guy/girl/other, that can’t be further from the truth. my mother is a 46-year-old woman who works a very prestigious executive job, and on her desk is a huge collection of yoda plushies. my dad is an environmental scientist who owns every lord of the rings novel and movie. my cousin has a fucking hello kitty tattoo and she works as an accountant for a fortune 500 company; my dad’s best friend is a chemical engineer who works for the government and, oh yeah, she collects legos and reads harry potter.
they’re not maladjusted man/woman children, they’re not NEET. these are people who are intelligent, professional, and probably way happier than the people that threw all of their “childish” interests away once they crossed the threshold into adulthood.
just my 2 cents. no one should have to be miserable just because being happy with what you like is considered “kid stuff.”
I’m really sorry for the OP because they feel this way.
But meanwhile, I’ll just sit here in my apartment that has a wall of maps of fictional places, an office whose walls are covered in posters of cartoons, and several bookshelves full of fantasy and scifi books that my girlfriend and I have loved for years. And while I sit here I’ll think about how I have been, over the past year, responsible for reviewing and approving several massive contracts that allowed New Jersey’s government to pay for the cleanup effort after Superstorm Sandy. My name is on those contracts, I will think, as I RP characters from a decade-old cartoon. Small businesses got their grants to rebuild in part because I signed off on some legal clauses in the contracts to manage the distribution of said grants, I will note, as I peruse my Sailor Moon manga collection. The efforts of my team in the last days before the storm hit the area put a contract in place that allowed local governments to buy sandbags and lumber for preparation, I will remember, as I decide what Pokemon to level up next.
I’m sorry I’m so childish, OP. I really am doing a bad job being part of the next generation to run the planet. It’s so pathetic to have hobbies and to like things, after all.
again, for the 5000th time Miley Cyrus’s current target audience mostly consisted of CHILDREN. Why does no one understand this?! Children are going to want to watch the video because of her, a lot more and a lot younger than most artists who pull these stunts.
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST DON’T YOU CRY NO MORE
ALL WE WANNA DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS WE’RE NOT UNREASONABLE, NO ONES GUNNA EAT YOUR EYES ALL WE WANNA DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS WE’RE AT AN IMPASSE HERE, MAYBE WE SHOULD COMPROMISE YOU SHOULD OPEN UP THE DOOR
did u kno that cats do this while you’re asleep to check if you’re breathing?
and if you’re not alive they will start eating you at that very moment
TRAGICALLY BEAUTIFUL!?!? THE CAT’S DOING ITS VERSION OF “IS IT FUCKING DEAD YET”!
I do this to check if my friends are sleeping too
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EAT YOUR FRIENDS?!
My exe’s cat did not wait until it thought you were dead—every time I fell asleep it would sit on my chest and bite my nose. every time.
21 years of cats and asthma and I’ve had wet noses shoved in my face, my eyes and my mouth to wake me up when my breathing is too slow. One even sleeps on my chest because she can feel me breathing They all also sleep with my disabled mother when shes on one of her low days and will not shut up meowing unless they feel I’ve attempted something to get her out of discomfort (cats dont see administering medicine as helping)
Cats bury their dead to protect the living from predators. So if anything… they’re just making sure nothings gunna come and eat THEM because youre starting to smell ….
She’s collecting little bird statues from Mothercare
Wants a tattoo. She cant due to the medication she is on. She responds with “its okay I’ll just come off it for a week” when her life depends on it…
Wants to move to America with her random American friend expecting to get instant better health care at the drop of her hat (she has like 384489 health conditions)
She thinks all my brothers friends have crushes on her
She wants a boyfriend
Oh wait shes married…… she wants to divorce my dad so she can get a boyfriend because shes ..Christian…
She wants a face lift even though she hates hospitals and surgeries coz she has had so many
She describers her lady parts to me when I’d rather she not.
She wants to run a business but won’t because everyones stealing her ideas
Tells me how shit all these best selling authors are and shes a better author because she had a poem published when she was 12…. cant remember what it was called though.
Claims her work has nothing you can criticize about it, if I try to, I get reminded that I’m Dyslexic and don’t do well with English. I don’t but ironically I have a higher GCSE in English than she does.